Patches Kennedy: If ObamaCare is Upheld, “Dangerous Tea Party Extremists Will Go on a Rampage”

Posted by on Jun 27, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Let’s just hope these dangerous Tea Party extremists aren’t driving drunk while on their rampage. The Son of Swimmer sends along an email via the DCCC asking for money, of course, so he can help fight back against the rampaging tea partiers or something.

As I write you, the Supreme Court of the United States is preparing to issue its decision on the constitutionality of President Obama’s health care law.

If the Court strikes down the law, Democrats will need to redouble our efforts, fighting to ensure universal health care that’s affordable and accessible to every American is a reality.

If the Court upholds the law, dangerous Tea Party extremists will go on a rampage. Backed by Super PAC’s and shadowy front groups like Karl Rove’s Crossroads GPS, they’ll do everything in their power to defeat President Obama, demonize Democrats who fought for health care reform and, if they win the election, dismantle the law piece-by-piece.

Don’t you hate when people are demonized? Like being called dangerous Tea Party extremists who will go on a rampage?

Either way, Democrats are in for a tough fight. That’s why I’m counting on you to stand with me and rush your contribution of $3 or more to our Health Care Rapid Response Fund right now.

The Affordable Care Act represents a giant step forward for every American who lived in fear of bankruptcy because of illness.

My father, Ted Kennedy, spent his entire political career fighting tooth and nail for universal health care. Together, we fought for a holistic approach to health, and championed the Mental Health Parity Law to ensure safeguards and support for families in need across the nation. If he were here, he would be proud of what we were able to accomplish.

Donate $3 or more to our Health Care Rapid Response Fund right now >>

Thank you,

Patrick J. Kennedy

Now folks, if you’re planning on an extremist rampage, just make sure you don’t take too many Ambien.

Update: Just in case, riot police are mobilizing against rampaging Tea Partiers;

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5 Responses to “Patches Kennedy: If ObamaCare is Upheld, “Dangerous Tea Party Extremists Will Go on a Rampage””

  1. Blue Hen on 27/27/12 at 1:37 pm

    WHy does he keep using the term fighting? I was told only rethuglickans engaged in such icky behavior. And here he is smearing the good name of Saint Teddy, accusing him of fighting. He must be a racist. Or something.

    Everytime this happens, Gabby Gifford’s husband cries.

  2. BackwardsBoy on 27/27/12 at 5:23 pm

    Yea, the Tea Party is a dangerous bunch. What with all that cleaning up after ourselves and civil behavior at our major events and all. We’re so extreme, we even talk nicely to the police.

    And yes, we are shadowy. Some of us sunburn pretty easily, so that’s where we like to sit.

  3. cali on 28/28/12 at 6:21 am

    I was not born in this country and, have to say that this guy needs to go back to school. His ‘english’ isn’t great and, as an american he should be in better command of the english language.

    Could it be that he was drunk or high while writing this? It also sounds so desperate, begging for $3?

  4. Blue Hen on 28/28/12 at 6:34 pm

    So, let’s sum up.

    1.We Tea party people have not yet rampaged.
    2. This jerk still hasn’t sobered up.
    The death toll of women near Kennedys isn’t going down.