Occupy Cretins Declare Victory After Forcing UC-Davis Campus Bank to Close

Posted by on Mar 20, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Wait until these drooling morons realize their own tuition and fees will be increasing due to their own stupidity.

Causing a bank to lock its doors may end up costing students more than just easy access to an ATM.

The US Bank was the one bank branch on campus, but now it’s closed for good after it became the target of several Occupy UC Davis protests.

“That is a success,” said a student.

It’s a win for the on-campus movement. Students staged repeated protests in front of the branch that blocked customers from entering, ultimately keeping the bank from doing business.

It’s a win! Hooray! And that’s all that matters today. Yay, we won!

Except, well, for the school, the bank and all the other students not wearing jackboots.

Occupiers say the protests were peaceful, but US Bank feels differently. They called the situation “intolerable,” saying their employees were imprisoned in the branch.

I think they meant “mostly peaceful.”

US Bank released this statement:

“Despite our best attempts, we were limited in our ability to resolve the matter and were forced to close the office.”

And it ends a 10-year deal between the bank and the university. US Bank’s presence on campus generated $160,000 a year for student programs.

Oh, and by the way, kids, remind your parents why they’ll be paying more for your worthless asses to attend school next semester.

US Bank says it will hold the university responsible for all of its losses including the cost of building the branch.

The $160,000 the bank contributed has some students now speculating whether their fees will now go up.


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4 Responses to “Occupy Cretins Declare Victory After Forcing UC-Davis Campus Bank to Close”

  1. Gunga on 20/20/12 at 2:18 pm

    Don’t be silly Jammie. The students at UC-D don’t pay fees…Mumzee and Pa-pa pay take care of those dreary details for them.

  2. Blue Hen on 20/20/12 at 2:27 pm

    It’s a pity that the Occupiers’ rape tent doesn’t prevent the raping of peoples’ wallets. Weren’t these idiots supposedly against rises in college costs?

  3. Andrew X on 20/20/12 at 6:38 pm

    If the administrators of UC Davis were worthy of their station, they would immediately raise the price of tuition and/or other services, and make crystal clear that they are doing so to make up for the shortfall caused by the Occudiots.

    The simplest and most titanic lesson to teach these fools is that there are costs to virtually everything in this life, not least being their own behavior! If the Occudiots are willing to pay the freight for what they do, I will at least respect that much, but we all know they categorically are not so willing, that fact is essentially what their entire movement is about.

    And one reason they are in the “my academics aren’t worth what I was told they were” boat, is because those very administrators are NOT worthy of their station, and have caved in to the ‘social justice over vigorous academics’ ninnies every time.

    The hell with ’em all, they deserve each other.