Obama’s Transgender Ex-Nanny Living in Fear, White House Has No Comment

Posted by on Mar 05, 2012 at 8:57 am

Awfully strange how the White House has no comment on this. They weigh in on everything from contraception for 30-year-old law students to Jeremy Lin, but not a peep on someone Obama actually knows. Why is that?

Once, long ago, Evie looked after “Barry” Obama, the kid who would grow up to become the world’s most powerful man. Now, his transgender former nanny has given up her tight, flowery dresses, her brocade vest and her bras, and is living in fear on Indonesia’s streets.

Evie, who was born a man but believes she is really a woman, has endured a lifetime of taunts and beatings because of her identity. She describes how soldiers once shaved her long, black hair to the scalp and smashed out glowing cigarettes onto her hands and arms.

The turning point came when she found a transgender friend’s bloated body floating in a backed-up sewage canal two decades ago. She grabbed all her girlie clothes in her arms and stuffed them into two big boxes. Half-used lipstick, powder, eye makeup — she gave them all away.

“I knew in my heart I was a woman, but I didn’t want to die like that,” says Evie, now 66, her lips trembling slightly as the memories flood back. “So I decided to just accept it. … I’ve been living like this, a man, ever since.”

You know how this will become major news? If Rush Limbaugh mentions it today. You know the whole planet will be tuning in.
Evie says she chose her current name because she thought it sounded sweet. But she adds, as she pulls out her national identification card, her official name is Turdi and gender male. Several longtime residents of Obama’s old Menteng neighborhood confirmed that Turdi had worked there as his nanny for two years, also caring for his baby sister Maya. When asked about the nanny, the White House had no comment.
His former nanny lives under a repressive regime, his half-brother lives in a hut in Kenya, but Barry lives the life of luxury while ignoring those close to him. What a guy.


7 Responses to “Obama’s Transgender Ex-Nanny Living in Fear, White House Has No Comment”

  1. Blue Hen on 5/05/12 at 9:31 am

    Can you imagine that phone conversation? ” I know how you feel”. That’d go over big.

  2. Adirondack Patriot on 5/05/12 at 10:17 am

    Probably the most significant male role model in Obama’s life other than his elderly grandfather, and it turns out “he” is a “she.”

    Explains a lot about Obama. Explains a lot.

  3. becareful on 5/05/12 at 10:45 am

    Be careful with this. Information about Barry only comes out when he wants it to. I’m sure he is hoping that someone say’s something offensive about this, so he can direct his minions to act.

  4. jukin on 5/05/12 at 11:06 am

    What we have in 0bama is a very mentally troubled man. His actions confirm the tumultuous upbringing that he had. Father issues, abandonment issues, transgender nanny issues, etc.

  5. Blue Hen on 5/05/12 at 11:42 am

    He’s got two illegal alien relatives living here, a half brother living in abject poverty and someone from his childhood living in fear. And he ignores them all and gets a pass. Anyone think that Booooooosh would have gotten such gentle handling?