Obama’s Pity Party Begins: “Michelle and I will be fine no matter what happens”

Posted by on Oct 23, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Of course they’ll be fine. They’ll be freeloading on the taxpayer dime the rest of their lives.

I don’t want to lose this election.

Not because of what losing would mean for me — Michelle and I will be fine no matter what happens.

But because of what it would mean for our country and middle-class families.

This race is very close.

I’m not willing to watch the progress you and I worked so hard to achieve be undone.

Time is running out to make an impact — please don’t wait any longer. Donate $5 or more today:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Two-Weeks

I believe in you. If you stick with me, and if we fight harder than ever for the next two weeks, I truly believe we can’t lose.

Thank you,

Barack

P.S. — I don’t know what Election Night will hold, but I’d like you to be a part of the event here in Chicago. Any donation you make today automatically enters you for a chance to meet me — airfare and hotel for you and a guest are covered.

17 Responses to “Obama’s Pity Party Begins: “Michelle and I will be fine no matter what happens””

  1. The False God on 23/23/12 at 4:50 pm

    “Any donation you make today automatically enters you for a chance to meet me — airfare and hotel for you and a guest are covered.”

    I’m sure all “winners” will be thoroughly screened for photogenic qualities, to make sure they don’t have any unsocialist beliefs, and that they can shell out some more money once they’ve been wined and dined, lest they “lose” their wallet on the way out, and have several donations made to Obama’s web donation service.

  2. TonyRaskoon on 23/23/12 at 4:50 pm

    Just to be sure, this IS the site that doesn’t check for foreign campaign contributions isn’t it? Those $5 donations, all undocumented, really add up after awhile. Who wouldn’t donate after such an upbeat and inspiring plea? Chinese Astroturf…who knew?

  3. thomass on 23/23/12 at 5:01 pm

    wow, so much concern for the ‘middle class’. The new acorn is beating that drum too…

    they can’t go a paragraph without a lie

  4. lyle on 23/23/12 at 5:12 pm

    Not because of what losing would mean for me — Michelle and I will be fine no matter what happens.

    Great. Even more reason not to vote for you.

  5. arlo on 23/23/12 at 5:21 pm

    “Just to be sure, this IS the site that doesn’t check for foreign campaign contributions isn’t it? Those $5 donations, all undocumented, really add up after awhile.”

    Hugo Chavez, COME ON DOWN! You’ve just won airfare and a hotel room to be with Obama on election night!

  6. Gary Smith on 23/23/12 at 5:26 pm

    What a relief, knowing the Obamas will be okay…

    The country I’m sure can take care of itself, but I was worried how two such no-talent freeloaders will be able to fend for themselves in this harsh cruel world after the gravy train has pulled out of the station. Now I can rest easy.

  7. Andrew X on 23/23/12 at 5:31 pm

    I have slightly edited out a few words, for brevity, so allow me to reproduce the President’s 120 word letter in not-quite-full —

    I……. me……. Michelle and I……. I’m…….. I……. barackobama.com…….. I……. me……. I……

    P.S. …….. I……. I’d…….. me……..

    Thank you,

    Barack

  8. DaveinMinnesota on 23/23/12 at 5:59 pm

    God, I spent uncounted sleepless nights worrying myself sick and left wondering: are Michelle and Barack going to be okay ? Can’t eat, can’t sleep, and my hair is starting to fall out. Just worried sick.

    Eff him.

  9. Dave in Houston on 23/23/12 at 6:48 pm

    You can’t believe how relieved to know he and his lovely wife will okay. I was really worried.

    Okay, I wasn’t worried. I never gave it a thought about what would happen to him when he left the White House.

  10. creeper on 24/24/12 at 8:00 am

    They will indeed be fine. Every unspent penny contributed directly to Barack Obama is his to keep after payment of taxes. That’s why you see the RNC with ten times the cash in their war chest that the DNC has…the Grifter-in-Chief is spending Dem funds and pocketing his own.

    Barry-O’s going to come out of this a rich man. Penny Pritzker can stand down. Teh Won and Mooch will be able to afford to pay cash for that mansion on Oahu.

  11. Jos griffin on 24/24/12 at 10:08 am

    O,thank God Barry and Michelle are going to be ok
    I was having nightmares that Barry might not be able to feed and clothes his family
    I was so scared that Barry and Michelle might not be able to get 99 weeks of unemployment then Barry would have to get out of looking for a job
    Then we don’t have to count Barry as unemployed