Obama’s HS Drug Dealer Killed With a Ball-peen Hammer by Scorned Gay Lover

Posted by on May 25, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Mitt Romney allegedly gave a guy a haircut in high school. Barack Obama’s high school days (or was it daze?) sounded much different.

“As a member of the Choom Gang, Barry Obama was known for starting a few pot-smoking  trends. The first was called ‘TA,’ short for ‘total absorption.’ To place this in the physical and political context of another young man who would grow up to be president, TA was the antithesis of Bill Clinton’s claim that as a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford he smoked dope but never inhaled,” writes Maraniss, author of a biography of the 42 nd president.

“When you were with Barry and his pals, if you exhaled precious pakalolo (Hawaiian slang from marijuana, meaning “numbing tobacco”) instead of absorbing it fully into your lungs, you were assessed a penalty and your turn was skipped the next time the joint came around. “‘Wasting good bud smoke was not tolerated,’ explained one member of the Choom Gang, Tom Topolinski, the Chinese-looking kid with a Polish name who answered to Topo.”

Obama also made popular a pot-smoking practice that the future president and his pals called “roof hits.” When they smoked in the car, they rolled up the windows, and “when the pot was gone, they tilted their heads back and sucked in the last bit of smoke from the ceiling,” Maraniss writes.

Good times. I winder when Obama stopped smoking pot? Nobody in the media will be asking, that’s for sure.

Sure, they drove around in a VW bus nicknamed the “Choomwagon.” And their dealer was a “freakin’ scary” guy named Ray who met a grisly end. “Many years later they learned that he had been killed with a ball-peen hammer by a scorned gay lover.” (On his yearbook page, Obama says “Thanks Tut, Gramps, Choom Gang, and Ray for all the good times.”)

7 Responses to “Obama’s HS Drug Dealer Killed With a Ball-peen Hammer by Scorned Gay Lover”

  1. scottl on 26/26/12 at 12:23 pm

    why is everyone assuming he was thanking Ray for weed?

    If you are buying weed from someone its a business transaction…. and why would you “out” someone in print that way?

    why would you run the risk of a faculty member or staff asking,, “who’s Ray?, and why is Barry thanking him? Would Ray be happy one of his high school customers decided to be cute in his high school yearbook?

  2. Blue Hen on 29/29/12 at 10:19 am

    why is everyone assuming he was thanking Ray for weed?

    Gosh, you’re right. How callous of us. There must be oodles of other reasons a high shcool student who rode around in the ‘choom gang vehicle’ would give a shout out. Perhaps It’s because they solved mysteries together.

    If you are buying weed from someone its a business transaction…. and why would you “out” someone in print that way?

    His prices went up? Too many seeds? he stopped taking coupons? Or perhaps……just perhaps Obama wasn’t the smartest “customer” in the cash register?