Obama Really Would Have Stopped the Rain Tonight

Posted by on Sep 06, 2012 at 8:02 am

Having moved his speech indoors in fear of thousands of empty seats, the Democrats weakly used the excuse of possible lightning tonight. But as it turns out, the skies would have cleared just in time for his coronation.

Here’s the forecast for the hours leading up to 10 pm:

But then, as Rahm Emanuel notes, the rain stops when Obama arrives.

“The president arrives, the rain stops, the sun comes out.” Emanuel said. “Coincidence? I think not.”

Emanuel added that last time the president visited, the weather “was 71 degrees and beautiful.”

“He arrives, the sun comes out, and things are beautiful again.” Emanuel concluded.

Sure enough, after a days of possible lightning, check out the forecast at 10 pm:

Such a shame for all those hoping to see their God. Such disappointment.

“I don’t hate the Democratic Party because of it,” said Charlotte’s Terry Shipley. “I’m just disappointed.”

Said Charlotte’s Lesa Kastanas: “We need something for the rest of us – those of us who don’t have shiny credentials.”

The little people. Just not as important as the shiny credential people.

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One Response to “Obama Really Would Have Stopped the Rain Tonight”

  1. ertdfg on 6/06/12 at 8:58 am

    He still had to downsize on account of weather… they aren’t sure weather he could fill 74,000 seats or not.