Obama: I Knew About Jeremy Lin Before Anyone Else

Posted by on Mar 01, 2012 at 12:34 pm

He has no knowledge of Fast and Furious, no idea why all his corrupt green energy programs are an abominable failure, but he sure knows all about a guy nobody  heard of until a month ago.

He’s cool like that.

The nation’s best-known basketball fan — President Obama — says he heard about Jeremy Lin “way back when.”

“I knew about Jeremy before you did, or everybody else did,” Obama told Bill Simmons, the sports columnist and founded of the ESPN-affiliated website Grantland.com

What a douchebag.

But it should at least explain why he kept Air Force One up in the air an extra half an hour last week.

President Obama flew to Florida this past week to explain high gas prices.  According to the Washington Post, on his way to Florida this past Thursday, reporters were “perplexed” at the President’s 41 minute flight from Washington, DC to Orlando, Florida taking 1 hour and 15 minutes. The flight was in the air an extra 30 minutes, burning precious fossil fuels.

It does not seem a coincidence that the President landed right at half time of an NBA basketball game between the star studded Miami Heat and New York Knicks.  Some theorized that the President delayed his flight in the air to watch more of the basketball game.

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One Response to “Obama: I Knew About Jeremy Lin Before Anyone Else”

  1. cali on 2/02/12 at 3:52 am

    Sure, just make it up as you go along you d*uche! Keeping AF1 up because of a b-ballgame no biggy – NOT!