Moochelle Delivers Unfunniest Letterman Top Ten Ever

Posted by on Jun 06, 2012 at 8:09 am

This is absolutely painful to watch.

Thankfully this clip only contains several of the top ten items, presumably they thought these were the best.

The full list of Mrs. Obama’s “fun facts”:

No. 10: Gardening was invented in 1822 by Albert Gardener.

No. 9: Plant avocadoes, tomatoes, onions and cilantro together and grow a guacamole tree.

No. 8: Eggplants were originally cultivated for use as doorstops.

No. 7: In his lifetime, the average American will eat half a radish.

No. 6: The largest zucchini ever grown contained a Starbucks.

No. 5: Later this year the Supreme Court will finally rule on “tomato” vs. “tomahto.”

No. 4: If you have an actual green thumb, it might be scurvy.

No. 3: Lettuce is 96 percent water and 4 percent lettuce.

No. 2: The White House tool shed contains shovels, trowels and Weed Whacker One.

No. 1: “With enough care and effort you can grow your own Barack-oli.”

Letterman paid people to write this dreck?

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4 Responses to “Moochelle Delivers Unfunniest Letterman Top Ten Ever”

  1. HeatherRadish on 6/06/12 at 9:33 am

    “No. 7: In his lifetime, the average American will eat half a radish.”

    No, they won’t.

  2. Merovign on 6/06/12 at 1:46 pm

    Boy, Letterman has really gone down downhill since his cameo as “Pervy Monkey Guy” in the movie “Cabin Boy.”

  3. Vic Kelley on 6/06/12 at 9:40 pm

    Wow that is going to help sales of her new book on vegetable gardening go through the roof. Wow it’s going to sell like a billion copies. Wow.

    Seriously what a flop of a skit. Mr. Letterman should retire.