Kenyan Witch Doctor Predicts Obama Win

Posted by on Nov 05, 2012 at 8:12 am

The AP files a dispatch from Kenya, but doesn’t manage to find Obama’s half brother George who lives in a hut to interview?

Here in President Barack Obama’s ancestral village in Kenya, witch doctor John Dimo tossed some shells, bones and other items to determine who will win Tuesday’s election.

After throwing the objects like so many dice outside his hut in Kogelo village, Dimo, who says he is 105 years old, points to a white shell and declares: “Obama is very far ahead and is definitely going to win.”

Dude sounds like your average liberal pollster.

Most Kenyans consider Obama, the son of a white mother from Kansas and a black father from Kenya, as one of their own. Barack Obama has five Kenyan half-brothers and a half-sister.

But they couldn’t locate any of them?

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