Jessica Alba: Hey, Let’s Pledge Allegiance to Obama

Posted by on Sep 20, 2012 at 8:28 am

No, nothing creepy here. Just a bunch of dimwitted actresses writing stuff on their hands and pledging loyalty to their cult leader. Just in case you haven’t updated your calendars, the re-education camps are tentatively scheduled to open November 7.

Actress Jessica Alba uses the Pledge of Allegiance as an example of the campaign in an email to supporters.

“Growing up, my classmates and I started every day with a ritual: We’d stand up, put our right hand over our hearts, and say the Pledge of Allegiance,” explains Alba. “To me, that gesture was a promise. A promise to be involved and engaged in this country’s future. A promise to work for liberty and justice — and for affordable education, health care, and equality — for all.”

Alba joins Hollywood actresses Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson by photographing herself with her hand on her heart pledging to vote for Obama.

“That’s why all across the country, people like you and I are proudly writing down our reasons for getting involved, and then taking the pledge — to vote.

Barack Hussein Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm.

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15 Responses to “Jessica Alba: Hey, Let’s Pledge Allegiance to Obama”

  1. Blue Hen on 20/20/12 at 9:20 am

    But remember folks. Mormons are the creepy ones. Except for Harry Reid of course. He’s a “good” mormon.

  2. NateDogg614 on 20/20/12 at 9:39 am

    I pledge allegiance to the flag and to the United States of America (the Republic for which it stands). I have not nor will I ever pledge allegiance to its leader and I don’t give a damn what their party or their ideology is.

  3. Rplat on 20/20/12 at 10:02 am

    Sounds a lot like Hitler’s loyalty oath. Defining these dolts as creepy is an understatement.

  4. Blue Hen on 20/20/12 at 10:13 am

    “Equal pay”. Except in the offices of the Democrat majority Senate. And the Democrat controlled WH. But other than that, equal pay huzzah!

  5. Jim on 20/20/12 at 10:17 am

    I pledge allegiance to Barack Hussein Obama, the President of the United States of America. And to the Socialist Republic, for which he stands. One Nation, under Obama, with liberty and justice for None.

  6. Larry E on 20/20/12 at 10:28 am

    From wikipedia:
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    “The term Hitler oath refers to the oaths of allegiance sworn by German Wehrmacht officers and soldiers as well as civil servants during the Third Reich between the years 1934 and 1945. The oath pledged personal loyalty to the person of Adolf Hitler in place of loyalty to the constitution. ”
    – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

    From me: beware of totalitarians who want to put loyalty to themselves in the place of loyalty to the country. And especially beware of our own Mussolini for Morons.

  7. Susan on 20/20/12 at 10:37 am

    I pledge to never join this useful idiot Hollywood cult pledging alliegance to Cult Obama.

    I pledge to continue my financial boycott of Hollywood crap; life is amazingly beautiful when not looking at a screen full of Hollywood’s useful idiot junk.

    Most importantly; I pledge allegiance to the flag and to the United States of America (the Republic for which it stands).

  8. SergeantJack on 20/20/12 at 12:32 pm

    I’m okay with this; they can make my pay equal with Jessica Alba. Oh wait…that’s not what she meant?

  9. Where're my ping pong balls on 20/20/12 at 12:35 pm

    Ah, another dimwit who doesn’t realize what she’s effectively doing. Put this next to the “Our stripes” flag replacing the 50 stars/states with the Obama symbol and voila.

    She’s still cute as hell though.

  10. epobirs on 20/20/12 at 2:08 pm

    What is it about the leftist mindset that makes them such suckers for messiahs? If Charles Manson had played his cards right he could have been President!

  11. epobirs on 20/20/12 at 2:11 pm

    When is the last time Jessica Alba was in a starring role in a movie that made money? Perhaps it’s time she took ‘equal pay’ seriously and started working for scale like those below the line peons.

  12. briqn on 24/24/12 at 8:14 pm

    Well 2 of them never made it through college and Portman was born in Israel went to Harvard. Perhaps a refresher course on civics and American Citizenship should be advised here. Point being Winston Churchill said if you are young and not liberal you have no heart, if you are old and not conservative you have no brain. You decide…