“It seems to me her husband’s a Harvard law professor, I’m not sure that’s good news”

Posted by on Sep 10, 2012 at 7:40 am

When you’re a desperate Lizzie Warren, you might just do about anything to resurrect your flailing campaign. But bringing your Harvard hubby out of mothballs might not do the trick.

Starting off with an obvious fabrication isn’t helping.

Bruce Mann, the husband of Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate Elizabeth Warren, took to the campaign trail yesterday, telling the Herald his wife of 32 years is an authentic champion of the middle class who never dreamed of entering politics — until now.

Really, she never dreamed of it? Um, OK.

The Elizabeth Warren they see in public … is the same Elizabeth Warren that I see in private,” said Mann, a fellow Harvard Law professor. “She’s not one person for one audience and another person for another. She can’t be anyone other than who she is.”

Yikes, she’s like this in private?

Some think it isn’t the best idea to drag out one elitist to help another.

One pundit said the campaigns shouldn’t expect Mann or Huff to make much of a difference — though Warren may want to avoid giving Mann too prominent a campaign role.

“It seems to me her husband’s a Harvard law professor, I’m not sure that’s good news,” said Marc Landy of Boston College. “It might be better if her husband grew up in Southie and his parents were cops and he worked his way up at Star Market or something.”

The guy doesn’t even realize if you’re posing with a beer trying to look like an average Joe that it might be a good idea to open it.


Yeah, he looks authentic. Speaking of authentic, yet more questions arise about Loony Lizzie’s academic qualifications. Stunner.

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7 Responses to ““It seems to me her husband’s a Harvard law professor, I’m not sure that’s good news””

  1. Freddie Sykes on 10/10/12 at 8:26 am

    My eyes may be fooling me, but is that guy sitting there, enjoying an unopened bottle of beer?

  2. Peter on 10/10/12 at 9:29 am

    Are those grass stains on the knees of his white khaki pants? Well, one stain on one knee, at least.

  3. Blue Hen on 10/10/12 at 9:34 am

    Mr. “Big Chief” Warren: I was informed during a symposium that the peasants, er..the undergraduates take solace in interacting whilst holding such beverages. I certainly comprehend the benefits in this behavior……..Go Patriots! On to the World Series!!

  4. rich b on 10/10/12 at 3:58 pm

    Piss on Fauxcahauntus. I’d rather look at the “Kendra Wilkinson’s New Breasts” ad on the bottom of the page.

    If the people of Massachusetts are dumb enough to vote her fake ass in, then they’re just like the nitwits here in Kalifornia and they deserve what they get.

  5. hutch1200 on 10/10/12 at 5:16 pm

    Too stupid to figure out the opener for his $14, non twist-off, craft beer? “Hey you, retard guy, hold this prop”. Shouldn’t he be holding a nice Merlot? I’d be drinking mad-dog 20/20 from a bag if I had to wake up next to that hag. And he likely thinks he hit the “hottie lottery”. Jagoff!