Hillary Faints, Suffers Sudden Benghazi Syndrome

Posted by on Dec 15, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Exquisite timing, we must say.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is suffering from a stomach flu, which caused her to faint and sustain a concussion.

Deputy Assistant Secretary State Phillippe Reines issued the following statement about Clinton: “She has been recovering at home and will continue to be monitored regularly by her doctors.  At their recommendation, she will continue to work from home next week, staying in regular contact with Department and other officials.”

Oh, she’ll be home all week? Guess she won’t be making that scheduled December 20 Benghazi hearing. How convenient.

Reached for comment, Bill Clinton reportedly chuckled and added “we’ll, she has no memory of Monica any more, so it’s all good.”

We’re not the only skeptics.


2 Responses to “Hillary Faints, Suffers Sudden Benghazi Syndrome”

  1. dc on 17/17/12 at 2:40 pm

    if only the world was so lucky as to have a hillary with a subdural hematoma, then we could excuse her preposterous actions with “well, she’s got a hole in her head”