Hilarious: Obama Lowers Debate Expectations ‘Because of the Demands of His Office’

Posted by on Sep 26, 2012 at 12:39 pm
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I could see this as being plausible if the guy ever actually worked. Seriously, the guy has been in campaign mode for three years, has time to chat with the washed-up Letterman, the idiots from The View, talk football, basketball, play golf, and hang out with Jay-Z and Beyonce, among assorted other celebutards. So, um, when does he actually work?

Now we’re to believe he’s too busy to prepare for debates?

Child, please.

President Obama will head to Henderson, Nev., on Sunday for three days of debate prep behind closed doors, ABC News has learned. While he is there he will also hold one grassroots rally and likely make some unscheduled local stops in the evening, a campaign official said.

Meanwhile, less than a week before Obama and GOP nominee Mitt Romney face-off in Denver, the debate expectations game is in full swing.

Team Obama is laying it on heavy that the president may be the less-prepared candidate because of the demands of his office.

“The President will have a little bit of time to review and practice before the debates, but he has had to balance the management of world events, governing, time out campaigning and will have less time than we anticipated to sharpen and cut down his tendency to give long, substantive answers,” Obama campaign spokeswoman Jen Psaki told ABC News.

Oh, cry me a river. If he’s been so busy, why has he been lying for over two weeks about what happened in Benghazi? Wouldn’t someone concerned with the “demands of his office” have gotten to the bottom of the terrorist attack before deliberately lying to the American people for 15 days?

Really, though, what are they worried about? He could go fetal and pee on himself and the media will tell us he won hands down, the race is over, Romney’s an idiot, etc. The media is so clearly in the tank for him, nothing Romney can do will budge them off message.

Seems they’re more worried the American people will see him for the lying failure he is.

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4 Responses to “Hilarious: Obama Lowers Debate Expectations ‘Because of the Demands of His Office’”

  1. Occasional Reader on 26/26/12 at 12:50 pm

    But but but I thought he was the greatest orator in the history of the world, and the smartest President in the history of everything?! How can it be that he’s not ready?!

  2. Blue Hen on 26/26/12 at 1:07 pm

    We were told that anyone who doubted the awesomeness of the dear leader is a racist.

    Obama is telling us to lower our expectations of his performance.

    ergo.

    obama is guilty of racism. Against himself. Will AG Holder prosecute him for this?

  3. OldmanRick on 26/26/12 at 2:00 pm

    The brat’s real reason for being “unprepared” is that his trusty teleprompter sidekick will be elsewhere.

  4. Chipperoo on 26/26/12 at 4:15 pm

    Leave aside all of the “I’m too damned busy.”

    If this malingering, no-account SoB would show the least bit of respect for the arguments of his opponents over the last four years (rather than dismissing them out of hand as equal parts evil, crazy, stupid and ignorant) and tried to answer them with facts and reasoning, then he might actually be prepared for a debate with a real opponent.

    Hell, if he weren’t such a chickenshit, he could have taken some real questions at a press conference or sat down for an interview with Jake Tapper or someone else serious. Instead, he appears with morning DJs and glossy gossip rags and women’s chat shows.

    He’s playing down expectations because he should.