Heroes of the 99% Rumored to Be Looking at $28 Million Connecticut Mansion

Posted by on Jan 11, 2012 at 11:02 am
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They’re denying it, of course, but who really believes anything these hypocrites have to say? As they say, there goes the neighborhood.

It was rumored that President Barack Obama has considered purchasing the late Katharine Hepburn’s 8,300-square-foot mansion in the posh Fenwick section of Old Saybrook.

Some folks living in the Fenwick section of Old Saybrook were not surprised by the recent rumors.

Marge Taylor says news President Barack Obama may be looking at Katherine Hepburn’s old house is nothing new. She says his daughters Sasha and Malia have already been seen around the neighborhood because Sasha is friends with a girl who’s family has a home here.

“The daughters go by here with their bicycles. They’re lovely girls,” she said.

Whether or not the supposed Obama daughter sightings have sparked speculation the president is looking at the screen idol’s former home is not known.

Of course the locals are  praying the rumors aren’t true.

However neighbor Sally Wiederecht is a little worried. “I wouldn’t want the town to change in the sense of it’s nice and quiet here,” she said.

Let’s hope they plop down in January 2013.

Via Infidel Joe.

29 Responses to “Heroes of the 99% Rumored to Be Looking at $28 Million Connecticut Mansion”

  1. The Dread Pirate DarkLord on 11/11/12 at 12:25 pm

    Pfeh. A soggy, leaky cardboard box would be too good for that viper and his mate. (I do not hold enmity to the girls. It ain’t their fault…)

  2. HeatherRadish on 11/11/12 at 12:30 pm

    However neighbor Sally Wiederecht is a little worried. “I wouldn’t want the town to change in the sense of it’s nice and quiet here,” she said.

    Sounds like code words for “there goes the neighborhood.” (Raaaaaaacist!)

  3. Rob Crawford on 11/11/12 at 12:34 pm

    I think she’s more likely worried about the constant Secret Service presence and site-seers.

  4. Barack XVI on 11/11/12 at 12:55 pm

    Might as well make it $30 million. It’s easier to print the stuff in round numbers.

  5. AmishDude on 11/11/12 at 1:21 pm

    I’m actually surprised that (a) they’re looking together and (b) in the United States. If, God willing, they’re out by 2013, I would expect a divorce and I really expect that Barack Obama will live overseas. But that’s just me.

  6. Zombie John Gotti on 11/11/12 at 3:06 pm

    This will save the taxpayers money in the long run. He can vacation there instead of Hawaii. Of course, with it closer, he can go more often for 17-day vacations, so that may be a wash.

  7. Ozzy Osbourne on 11/11/12 at 3:51 pm

    How in the name of God did the Obamas’ wealth go to $28 million that fast? Where the hell are the Republican leadership to point this out? In fact, when is the last time we saw the Republicans grow a spine and fight for us on any topic whatsoever?

  8. Howard Bowman on 11/11/12 at 3:57 pm

    No doubt they’ll close on the property early, and have the US Taxpayer foot the bill (of course) for the necessary beefed-up security and structural enhancements….

    And Moochele will have the head of that racist neighbor.

  9. Brendon Carr on 11/11/12 at 5:12 pm

    They don’t have to have $28 million now. They just have to be able to get a loan for $28 million. Thanks to the Obama Justice Department continuing the ruinous policy of punishing banks for trying to apply prudential standards to evaluation of minority loan applicants’ incomes, the President doesn’t even need a job!

  10. wte9 on 11/11/12 at 5:34 pm

    To echo everyone else, how is it remotely possible that the Obamas have that much money? Maybe that’s an indication it’s not true.

  11. NOBAMA on 11/11/12 at 5:36 pm

    Um, what bank is going to give Obama the loan to buy that house? Ya, didn’t think so.

  12. mindthegap on 11/11/12 at 7:52 pm

    Agree with AmishDude…BHO will be getting the boot in 2013, from the White House and from Michelle. I suspect he will be taking up residence in the Caribbean, perhaps with Vera what’s-her-name, his former fling.

  13. el polacko on 11/11/12 at 10:30 pm

    i’ve been asking this same question for years: how is it that politicians earn a couple hundred grand for a few years and then leave office as multi-millionaires ?? hmmmm?

    p.s. i’d hate to see the memory of hepburn sullied by the classless obamas. isn’t there an island somewhere that they could buy?

  14. befuddled on 12/12/12 at 8:44 pm

    That’s a lot of money for a president that makes only $400,000 a year with a family of 4 to support .

  15. Bad Actor on 13/13/12 at 11:34 pm

    @18.wte9 on 11/11/12 at 5:34 pm:
    To echo everyone else, how is it remotely possible that the Obamas have that much money? Maybe that’s an indication it’s not true.

    Where do you think all that unspent TARP money went? I mean, really…..do they think we’re THAT stooooopid?

  16. Bad Actor on 13/13/12 at 11:36 pm

    @22.el polacko on 11/11/12 at 10:30 pm:
    … i’d hate to see the memory of hepburn sullied by the classless obamas. isn’t there an island somewhere that they could buy?…

    I heard there’s a fire sale at Richard Branson’s island getaway…

  17. Bad Actor on 13/13/12 at 11:44 pm

    Hey, folks who run this commenting system, the dating gizmo is really goofed up – I mean, what is 13/13/12? Maybe that is Big Sis watching us………………hahaha

  18. SineWaveII on 14/14/12 at 8:11 pm

    Hmm already looking for a new address? The campaign must not be going well.

    I wonder how this fits into the story of Michelle Obama possibly running for senate? Could Mooch be the next senator for conn? Stay tuned.

  19. A_Nonny_Mouse on 16/16/12 at 9:21 pm

    Whoopee!!!

    This gives his Connecticut-issued social security number a chance to be legal!!!!

    (How come nobody is asking HOW our Beloved Leader got an
    SSN from a state he never lived in???)