Memo to all the ladies out there looking to become a man. Save up in advance so you can get that all-important penis up front.
“Dancing with the Stars” favorite Chaz Bono is saving his pennies to purchase a penis.
The only child of Sonny and Cher — who has already had gender-reassignment surgery — plans on adding the equipment as soon as his budget allows it.
“[Bono] is pretty sure that within a short while, he will finally be able to afford to get himself a penis,” says a new Rolling Stone profile.
Bono, born Chastity, is already receiving testosterone injections and had his breasts surgically removed after his 40th birthday.
After winning public support on the dancing show, the 42-year-old has been “busily saving money” for the organ, the magazine reported.