Happy National Pig Day!

Posted by on Mar 01, 2012 at 7:45 am

We hereby declare it mandatory that you enjoy some bacon for breakfast, a pulled pork sandwich for lunch and some tasty double-cut porkchops for dinner. It’ll help cleanse the palate after seeing that gruesome photo.

It’s often been said that men are pigs, and it’s true that we both eat a lot of junk food, smell like bacon, and occasionally wander into the forest for mushrooms. Also, bears are happy to eat both groups. So if you consider mankind to be particularly piggish, good news! We’re celebrating National Pig Day! Whether this should be an occasion to salute our curly-tailed, cloven-hoofed friends or a day to eat them remains a stern debate.

Speaking of pigs, did DWS have some work done on that hatchet face of hers?

3 Responses to “Happy National Pig Day!”

  1. OpenTheDoor on 1/01/12 at 8:56 am

    Hey Deb, is that Miracle Whip in your hair?
    Huge issue, does your Rabbi know how much a whore you are?

  2. Blue Hen on 1/01/12 at 9:51 am

    If anyone still has an appetite after those pictures, then truly, they are mighty among men.

  3. Father Confessor on 1/01/12 at 10:20 am

    What makes some women think that stringy, greasy look is attractive? Not that ANYTHING can make DWS close to ‘attractive’.