Great News: NYC Teachers Now Making Out with Students in Public

Posted by on May 30, 2012 at 9:29 am

Don’t worry though, folks, she hasn’t been fired. Just “reassigned” elsewhere, where I’m sure the young lads have taken notice.

They look like a picture-perfect young couple kissing in the park.

The problem is, she’s his high-school teacher.

Stunning global-studies instructor Julie Warning got a bit too worldly with a pupil in the middle of a Greenwich Village park after school — and the makeout session was caught on camera by one of her own stunned students.

The Department of Education reassigned Warning to an administrative position yesterday and turned the matter over to the department’s special commissioner of investigations, officials said.

“The photo is of a teacher and she has been reassigned,” a DOE spokeswoman said. Asked about Warning, an SCI official confirmed, “We have a case.”

According to an eyewitness, the 26-year-old teacher at Manhattan Theater Lab HS near Lincoln Center looked swept off her feet as she sat on a bench near Bleecker Street, legs strewn across the lap of 18-year-old senior Eric Arty last Friday.

They kissed and held each other passionately for more than 30 minutes, oblivious to any gawkers.

“It’s hard to fathom,” said the shocked classmate who witnessed the hot-for-student session. “I wish it was a different teacher, because she was well-liked. But the DOE should vet its teachers better if this is something she would do.”

The teacher and her pet met in front of a shoe store in SoHo and then strolled through the Village hand in hand like a dating couple, according to the student, who requested anonymity.

The two were in their own world, stopping to kiss at each red light.

“She’s definitely the most appealing teacher in the school,” said the student witness. “She always wore nice skirts, and she had appealing tattoos all over her body.”

Tattoos all over her body? Gee, sounds so attractive.
But she looks even more like a wild child on her Facebook page.

Photos show her double-fisting beers, partying with cigarettes tucked behind her ear and drinking out of a beer bong.


4 Responses to “Great News: NYC Teachers Now Making Out with Students in Public”

  1. Infidel de Manahatta on 30/30/12 at 9:54 am

    Sadly I guess we should be more shocked if there was a teacher in NYC who WASN’T making out with one of their students.

    Maybe I’m just growing old but whatever happened to acting like an adult?

  2. James Felix on 30/30/12 at 12:59 pm

    If he’s 18 (and therefore legally an adult) I don’t see the problem, unless of course information comes to light that the affair started when he was underage.

  3. Blue Hen on 30/30/12 at 1:06 pm

    Well, most companies and the military have policies about people in positions of authority …pitching woo.. with subordinates. Many universities do as well. Did they do this as a fad? Or because ugly, stupid things can happen.