Great News: Moochelle Now Offering Supermarket Shopping Tips

Posted by on Aug 31, 2012 at 6:11 pm
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Because Americans are obviously too stupid to know how to go grocery shopping. Now along come this imperious oaf to tell you what to buy.

As part of her anti-obesity Let’s Move campaign, First Lady Michelle Obama is now presenting a brief online course: “Supermarket Shopping 101.”

The course, which now appears on the letsmove.gov website, provides novice shoppers with tips such as “steer clear of the cookie, snack and soda aisle.”

Supermarket Shopping 101: Read This Before You Hit the Grocery Store,” written by Lisa Cericola, was first published among the materials the first lady presented online last week when she was a “guest editor” at iVillage.com. Now, it has been republished on the Let’s Move blog.

As CNSNews.com previously reported, iVillage.com, which featured Mrs. Obama as a guest editor, also features graphic sex tips, including from prostitutes.

A self-described “cheat sheet” for grocery shopping, “Supermarket Shopping 101” includes tips on when is the best time to shop and how to navigate a grocery store.

Knowing when to shop might be a good idea in her Chicago neighborhood.

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2 Responses to “Great News: Moochelle Now Offering Supermarket Shopping Tips”

  1. spepper on 1/01/12 at 7:41 am

    Oh the irony– like SHE knows a damned thing about “grocery shopping” after having lived her entire adult life being waited on, HAND & FOOT.