Great News: Moochelle Now Offering Supermarket Shopping Tips

Posted by on Aug 31, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Because Americans are obviously too stupid to know how to go grocery shopping. Now along come this imperious oaf to tell you what to buy.

As part of her anti-obesity Let’s Move campaign, First Lady Michelle Obama is now presenting a brief online course: “Supermarket Shopping 101.”

The course, which now appears on the website, provides novice shoppers with tips such as “steer clear of the cookie, snack and soda aisle.”

Supermarket Shopping 101: Read This Before You Hit the Grocery Store,” written by Lisa Cericola, was first published among the materials the first lady presented online last week when she was a “guest editor” at Now, it has been republished on the Let’s Move blog.

As previously reported,, which featured Mrs. Obama as a guest editor, also features graphic sex tips, including from prostitutes.

A self-described “cheat sheet” for grocery shopping, “Supermarket Shopping 101” includes tips on when is the best time to shop and how to navigate a grocery store.

Knowing when to shop might be a good idea in her Chicago neighborhood.


2 Responses to “Great News: Moochelle Now Offering Supermarket Shopping Tips”

  1. spepper on 1/01/12 at 7:41 am

    Oh the irony– like SHE knows a damned thing about “grocery shopping” after having lived her entire adult life being waited on, HAND & FOOT.