Failed President: Hey, I Should Have Told a Better Story About How Awesome I Am

Posted by on Jul 12, 2012 at 6:12 pm

Oh my stars, this is just delusional narcissism on steroids.

“When I think about what we’ve done well and what we haven’t done well,” the president said, “the mistake of my first term – couple of years – was thinking that this job was just about getting the policy right. And that’s important. But the nature of this office is also to tell a story to the American people that gives them a sense of unity and purpose and optimism, especially during tough times.”

Tell a story? Tell a story? Holy geez, this guy’s entire goddamn existence is one big story (composite, of course), and he wants to lament that his biggest failure is not making up some grandiose vision of what’s really going on? Hey, while you were fuck*ng golfing and making basketball picks the last four years our economy has been in the crapper. Your entire presidency is one huge,  tragic joke. And America is suffering because of it.

How about telling that story?

This cat is beyond hopeless.

And just look at that lemon-sucking death glare from the Tower of Glower. Now that’s the look of a woman deprived of her annual Martha’s Vineyard binge, and she doesn’t look too pleased.

Update: Romney responds to this idiocy.

President Obama believes that millions of Americans have lost their homes, their jobs and their livelihood because he failed to tell a good story. Being president is not about telling stories. Being president is about leading, and President Obama has failed to lead. No wonder Americans are losing faith in his presidency.


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2 Responses to “Failed President: Hey, I Should Have Told a Better Story About How Awesome I Am”

  1. Zilla on 13/13/12 at 8:04 am

    Holy freaking insane narcissist jackass. All he’s done is brag about himself despite being a SCOMF, he never shuts up and it’s all “I”, “I”, “me”,”my”,and don’t get me started on that hideous perpetually scowling hulking she-Sasquatch or we’ll be here all day. They don’t care that they are getting paid because the SCOAMF was hired to do a job, all they want are the parties, the vacations, the luxury and the celebrity. Get them out of the WH and give them a freaking reality show (that I can avoid watching).

  2. ZaMan on 13/13/12 at 7:43 pm

    Shut the hell up, Klansman Zilla, you racist asshole!
    1. Romney hides his income in offshore accounts, lies about his years in Bain Capital, refuses to release his tax returns, repeatedly lies about Democtatic initiatives and legislation and is the king of flip-floppers.

    On top of that, he is a Repugnican so lying is in hes DNA.

    2. Republicans. They destroyed the country, now they blame President Obama for not cleaning up their mess fast enough.

    Obama saved our auto industry, expanded healthcare access, and wants the ultra-wealthy to pay about 50 percent less in marginal taxes than they did under the Eisenhower administration.

    Would any of today’s right-wing squalor have been beneath Joe McCarthy? Certainly not, although at least the heroic tail-gunner required a few blasts of bourbon and branch water before achieving maximum lunacy, whereas the contemporary right appears gleefully capable of abject unhingement, stone sober. And, as noted, they all sing in unison, and their noise is inescapable.

    No,you the ignorant ass and more important, you should be seeking professional help.

    There is something seriously wrong mentally with anyone who would come onto a public forum such as sounding like a raving madman.