Dying Chavez Pleads for Life, Heads to Brazil After Botched Radiation in Cuba

Posted by on Apr 06, 2012 at 7:54 am

These thugs always find God before wasting away. Sorry, dude, you need to suffer.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez wiped tears from his face as he pleaded for life in his fight against an undisclosed cancer at a Catholic mass in his home state of Barinas.

Chavez, speaking yesterday at the mass held for his health and broadcast on state television, said cancer is a “real threat” that takes many lives and that he has faith that he will win the fight against the disease.

Chavez, who returned April 4 from Cuba where he underwent a second round of radiation therapy, said he shed tears when he felt the hands of his parents, Hugo and Elena, touch him during the mass. His siblings also attended the service.

“If this was necessary, may it be welcome,” Chavez said, who wore a white T-shirt under a blue and white track suit. “But I ask God to give me life, however painful. I can carry 100 crosses, your crown of thorns, but don’t take me yet. I still have things to do.”

Sorry, not going to happen.

Meanwhile, it appears his treatment is the island prison of Cuba didn’t go so well, so he’s reportedly off to Brazil.

The rumors of Chávez’s trip to Brazil cast not only his chances in Venezuela’s upcoming presidential elections in jeopardy, but more so his chances of winning his battle against cancer. While he has given little details about his treatment or his condition, Bocaranda seems to believe that the radiation applied in Cuba could have been improperly aimed and caused the burns.

There is also speculation that Chávez suffered intestinal problems that could have originated from the metastasis of his cancer.

Oh well.


17 Responses to “Dying Chavez Pleads for Life, Heads to Brazil After Botched Radiation in Cuba”

  1. Susan on 6/06/12 at 11:43 am

    Won’t this be ironic, that when this thug finally kicks the bucket, it will be because of that wonderful medical care in Cuba we’re always hearing about from leftists.

  2. John on 6/06/12 at 11:59 am

    “don’t take me yet. I still have things to do.”

    That’s what the people of Venezuela are worried about.

  3. An Observer on 6/06/12 at 1:03 pm

    Hey commie Chavez, The mills of God are exceeding Slow but Grind Exceeding Fine.

  4. Raoul Duke on 6/06/12 at 1:14 pm

    Sweet. Mickey Mouse dying in agonizing pain….Beggin’ for Jesus Wonderful!

  5. rich b on 6/06/12 at 2:50 pm

    I don’t suppose Hugo’s good friends Sean Pennis, Danny Glover, or Oliver Stone had any comments on his impending assumption of room temperature. And of all the skid-marks in Hollywood, where in the hell is Michael Moore now his friend is dying? They can’t get anymore mileage out of Hugo so they’ve bailed is my guess.

    It’s amusing that when any of the Hollywood useful idiots need medical care they sure as hell don’t run down to Cuba for treatment. As with most limousine liberals they are only capable of talking the talk.

    Myself being a man who is suffering an ulcer right now I can tell you stomach problems can be extremely painful so here’s to Hugo and his nasty-ass karma that’s come back and taking a big fat bite out of his socialist ass. Good riddance. The people of Venezuela will celebrate his impending demise.

  6. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III on 7/07/12 at 7:29 pm

    I guess that smell Hugo smelled when he was at the UN was the hell he will be going to. What a hypocrite. Marxists reject God. Guess when the pain is great enough, Old catholics return to their roots. Hope they keep us up to date on his progress.

  7. eon on 7/07/12 at 8:22 pm

    You know, Huey Long said pretty much the same thing Hugo did. Just after he was shot.

    Dictators, as a rule, never learn anything until it’s too late.



  8. Rlynh on 8/08/12 at 11:17 am

    So he felt the hands of his parents on him at the mass? You know what that means. “They’ve come to get you, dude. Bye-bye.”

  9. a good guy on 9/09/12 at 6:11 pm

    I guess you could say it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy! Except he’s not so nice.

  10. Rose on 10/10/12 at 2:29 am

    Isn’t it something – there is no doubt in a single soul’s mind – we all know that Hugo didn’t think to mention a single solitary word of REPENTANCE for a single of his gross sins in life.
    Just more demands of “GIMME GIMME GIMME!” All for me and none for Thee!

  11. huerfano on 10/10/12 at 10:29 am

    Same deal as Fidel meeting with the Pope. Trying to cover his bases after a lifetime of godless communism.

  12. gary on 11/11/12 at 2:37 pm

    This reminds me of the sequence in every “Hell Girl” episode when the would-be supplicant to the Hell Girl is shown what kind of torment awaits them in hell when they eventually join their victim. I guess Hell Girl showed Hugo what he’s got coming!

  13. Rose on 11/11/12 at 2:44 pm

    Let Chavez have a Harvest of the mercy he has bestowed upon Venezuelans, with God’s blessings.