Doctor: Joe Biden Probably Has Brain Damage

Posted by on Mar 25, 2012 at 10:12 am

This explains so much. Perhaps this doctor is being tongue-in-cheek, but if anyone’s paid attention to the nonstop idiocy of Joe Biden the past several years, it appears he’s spot on.

Readers joined me in ridiculing Vice President Joe Biden’s outlandish claim that the raid on Osama bin Laden was the most “audacious” in 500 years. After I mentioned on WOR radio that Biden’s history of bizarre statements might mean he is seriously addled, Peter Welch, a doctor, produced this must-read e-mail.

“I am an internist by training,” Welch writes. “I believe that years ago Biden suffered a ruptured cerebral aneurysm. His life was saved by modern medicine. When aneurysms rupture they frequently lead to brain damage. Biden’s behavior suggests to me that he may have suffered frontal-lobe damage.

“The frontal lobe is sort of our censor — it allows us to inhibit our impulses so that we do not immediately utter everything we think. Biden behaves as if his cannot successfully carry out this function. An MRI might very well show residual damage to his frontal lobe which might explain his inability to control his mouth. Alternatively, he may just be a typical liberal idiot.”

Definitely one or the other.


20 Responses to “Doctor: Joe Biden Probably Has Brain Damage”

  1. Jon Brooks on 25/25/12 at 1:35 pm

    “Definitely one or the other.” —

    I personally think its both and the effects are exponential not additive.
    Maybe his mom dropped him on his head as a baby also, so in that case it would be stupidity cubed. He is definitely out there at the 5 sigma level also for personality using Jimmy Carter as the mean
    and not on the ‘good’ side of the distribution curve either.

  2. @Chingasso on 25/25/12 at 2:43 pm

    We could have saved the good Dr. lots of time. All he had to do was ask one of us or the lot of us if we thought that this was our opinion and I am ohhhhh so sure that it would have been a collective and unanimous ……YES… Please admit to the nearest funny farm.

  3. rich b on 25/25/12 at 3:09 pm

    To use the world “brain damaged” implies that Biden once had a normal and healthy functioning brain. I think the simple fact is – Biden is just plain dumb.

    Sometimes the simplest explanation tends to be the most accurate.

  4. Blue Hen on 25/25/12 at 4:34 pm

    I’m from Delaware. He’s always been like this. He made an ass of himself all through that Reagan years.

  5. observer on 25/25/12 at 5:57 pm

    Biden’s shooin relections tells us that Delaware voters suffer from permanent& complete brain damage as well.

  6. nickless on 26/26/12 at 8:04 am

    You can’t overlook the cognitive impairment which results from protracted time in Washington. Biden has had people genuflect before him for decades, not for his wisdom, but for his power. He’s not told when he’s an idiot.

  7. A good guy on 26/26/12 at 10:14 am

    When you’re a joke you’re always a joke. Nothing new here with the chief jokster in charge.

  8. gwhh on 26/26/12 at 10:27 am

    I think he was never that bright to start with. 2nd he one of those people who are so dumb that it makes him look smart. Prefect for poltics.

    Check out the book: I heard you paint houses. They talk about how the mob andunion workers, help him get elected to the senate. 40 plus years ago!

  9. Rad Doc on 26/26/12 at 1:33 pm

    Biden has had bilateral cerebral aneurysm surgery. On follow up post op CT and MR scans there is often brain injury even in repair of non-ruptured aneuysms due to moving the frontal lobes out of the way to do the surgery. I have seen this many times while reading these studies.

  10. rich b on 26/26/12 at 2:57 pm

    Well well – Rad Doc just gave us that simple explanation I referred to in a previous post. We now have a scientific analysis – Biden IS brain damaged.

    I stand corrected. I thought the VP was just stupid. Thanks Doc.

  11. TXGuitarMan on 27/27/12 at 4:42 pm

    OK that might explain Joke Biden’s idiotic utterances but it does NOTHING to explain those of his boss. What medical conditions can explain BHO? Sociopathic lying / narcissism / etc? Is he on medication(s) that we don’t know about? What is on those sealed and redacted medical records?

  12. bobdog on 29/29/12 at 5:33 am

    One only has to follow Drudge for an explanation. The brain damage was probably caused by the 2008 presidential primaries, where, according to Biden, Obama “beat him like a drum”. This savage beating apparently caused serious and permanent neurological damage, impaired cognition and affected his judgmental skills. The reasons for Biden joining with Obama as his Vice Presidential Bitch are unknown, but such affinity with a tormentor is not uncommon and is known as the Stockholm Syndrome.

    It wasn’t publicized at the time because Biden is white and Obama is not.