DNC’s ‘Secret’ Mystery Guests: Trio of Empty-Headed Actresses

Posted by on Sep 05, 2012 at 9:19 am

Sure, this will top Clint Eastwood.

Clint Eastwood meet Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman and Kerry Washington. The three actresses, firmly anchored in Hollywood’s royalty, have been secretly scheduled to speak at the Democratic National Convention, according to a tentative schedule provided by a source to CNN.

The schedule lists the three actresses as speaking on Thursday evening, the same night that President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden will accept their party’s respective nominations. Johansson, Portman and Washington are listed as following The Foo Fighters on the itinerary. Convention officials announced that the alternative rock band would perform last week.

A source told CNN the hope is to have the three actresses appear on stage together.

Johansson and Portman I know, but who the heck is Kerry Washington? It’s quite obvious Eastwood totally unnerved the Democrats that they have to play their own “mystery guest” game.

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2 Responses to “DNC’s ‘Secret’ Mystery Guests: Trio of Empty-Headed Actresses”

  1. Blue Hen on 5/05/12 at 1:33 pm

    Good to hear. Natalie Portman was the genius touting the joys of “funemployment” the same week she closed on a multi-million dollar mansion. It’ll be nice to see the reality based community counter rethuglickans use of an actor/musician/director with three actresses. None of whom will ever worry about where their next meal is coming from, or how to pay for birth control pills. maybe they could talk about the eeeevvvviiiils of corporate welfare. They could cite the studios that employ them as examples.

  2. Tuck Steele on 5/05/12 at 2:00 pm

    Nope, my guess is that they included Kerry Washington because the lily white face of Scarlett and Natalie would not appease the crowd without some toss to diversity