Cancel the Election: Astrologers Say It’s in the Bag for Obama

Posted by on May 31, 2012 at 10:26 am

In other news, these political savants say buy unicorn futures.

President Obama’s reelection may be in the stars.

The general election is a Leo vs. Pisces throwdown — and the lion looks strong.

A panel of five astrologers unanimously agreed at the United Astrologers Conference that President Obama will beat Mitt Romney on Election Day.

Chicago astrologist and panelist Nina Gryphon said that her prediction stems from the Aries ingress, the moment when the Sun crosses over to the sign of Aries.

“It’s obvious,” Gryphon told Reuters. “Obama stays where he is without a change in status.”

New York astrologer Robert Corre agreed — forecasting a close election, with Obama remaining in the White House.

Corre said he looked at the candidates’ natal horoscopes to make his decision.

“Romney will not have the support of the general population,” Corre told the Daily News. “Women don’t like him.”

I suppose that’s true, except for the fact women indeed do like Romney.

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2 Responses to “Cancel the Election: Astrologers Say It’s in the Bag for Obama”

  1. HarryL on 31/31/12 at 1:26 pm

    How do we know Obama is even a Leo? It’s not as if we have a birth certificate to prove it…

  2. Blue Hen on 31/31/12 at 1:36 pm

    They told me four years ago that I’d meet a tall, dark, intelligent stranger. They managed to screw that pooch.