Buzzkill: Moochelle Has Kids to White House, Serves Kale Chips and Cabbage Sloppy Joes

Posted by on Aug 20, 2012 at 7:25 pm
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Gee, thanks. A once in a lifetime experience for children wrecked because this woman is obsessed with lecturing us all about what to eat. While she shovels cheeseburgers in her piehole every chance she gets.

The menu:  Kale Chips from the New York winner were placed on each table ahead of the appetizer, which was Quinoa Black Bean and Corn Salad from the Arizona winner.  The entree was “Yummy Cabbage Sloppy Joes” from the Kansas winner, accompanied by Baked Zucchini Fries from the North Carolina winner. Dessert was two recipes:  A Strawberryana Smoothie from the Hawaii winner; and a “Summer Fruit Garland” from the South Dakota winner, which was chunks of fruit on a wooden skewer.

Poor things must have been starving by the time they got home. Tomorrow when my kid asks what’s for dinner I’m going to tell him cabbage sloppy joes and kale chips. After he stops crying I’ll feed him something normal.

12 Responses to “Buzzkill: Moochelle Has Kids to White House, Serves Kale Chips and Cabbage Sloppy Joes”

  1. jd on 21/21/12 at 9:16 am

    kale chips? blech. Nothing wrong with opening a bag of Herr’s.

    just surprised she didn’t make them exercise before dinner.

  2. WeekendAtBernankes on 21/21/12 at 10:26 am

    100 calories does not a healthy lunch make…

    How about baked sweet potato chips and ground turkey sloppy joes, if 94% lean ground beef is just too damned awful.

  3. d1st on 21/21/12 at 11:31 am

    When did insisting on eating atherosclerosis-inducing, diabetes-promoting foods become some kind of conservative authenticity bona fides?

  4. Blue Hen on 21/21/12 at 12:42 pm

    d1st on 21/21/12 at 11:31 am

    The point yet again, is that their Lord and Ladyship have one standard for themselves, and another for the peasantry. Mrs. Obama apparantly hasn’t missed any meals, and we KNOW that their meat intake includes good ole’ fast food. And then they feed visitors cabbage burgers.

    But it sounds better pretending that conservatives are cheering on bad food.

  5. rich b on 21/21/12 at 2:44 pm

    Jesus H Christ Moochelle! Why not just serve a bucket of steam with a dash of salt and get it over with?

    What a fucking phony. You thinks she got that barrel ass of hers from eating plain yogurt? Just another profound example of the obsession dems have with controlling everything.

  6. d1st on 21/21/12 at 2:49 pm

    Blue Hen: “Poor things must have been starving by the time they got home. Tomorrow when my kid asks what’s for dinner I’m going to tell him cabbage sloppy joes and kale chips. After he stops crying I’ll feed him something normal.” Doesn’t sound like the Obamas’ double standard is the only problem, does it.

    lyle: Nah, eat yourself.

    Yeah, they are classic exceptionalists: They make excuses for whatever they want to do, and will put coercive state power behind what they think YOU should do. And Michelle Obama is dim on top of that. (She once said she could work off a Chicago style pizza with an extra half-hour on the treadmill. Bahaha.) But if you don’t think conservatives cheer on bad food, you should read more conservatives’ writing on food. Just stick around: I’m sure you’ll see more in these comments.

  7. Steve Logan on 22/22/12 at 9:57 am

    “Yeah, they are classic exceptionalists: They make excuses for whatever they want to do, and will put coercive state power behind what they think YOU should do.” Republicans are just as guilty. ;-)