As School Kids Go Hungry, Moochelle Chows Down on Pizza and Popcorn in Chicago

Posted by on Sep 28, 2012 at 8:46 am

Across the nation school children are complaining about the pathetic scraps they’re getting thanks to Food Commissar Michelle Obama.

A viral video made by student athletes in Kansas criticizes the amount of food they get at school under the new federal school lunch policy.

In the video, the students parody the song “We Are Young”. Instead, they sing “We Are Hungry.” The video had amassed about 540,000 views by Thursday.

Debbi Beauvais, is the Gates-Chili supervisor for school nutrition services and is also a spokesperson for the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics. She says under The Health, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010, public schools had to change their portion sizes. Schools are also offering fewer proteins and carbohydrates and more fruits and vegetables.

She says that technically, schools aren’t serving less food, just fewer calories.

According to the new federal guidelines, a high school student can eat 750 to 850 calories for a standard lunch they buy at school. Some students, like the high school athletes in Kansas, say that’s not enough to sustain them.

Beauvais says she sees why the students may say that.

“The guidelines are meant for the average child in the age range,” Beauvais says. “The guidelines aren’t really addressing the needs of someone petite, who would think it’s way too much food, and they don’t address the needs of a 6’4″ athlete.”

Avon parent Noreen Whelehan says the school lunches are not fulfilling enough for her daughter who is not an athlete.

Meanwhile, at a fundraiser in Chicago, the overbearing Nanny Stater shoveled pizza and popcorn into her piehole.

The remarks came in what could be Obama’s last pre-election appearance in her hometown. She was here to raise money at a pair of fund-raising events and tape a TV show. She also found time to enjoy her favorite pizza, from Italian Fiesta Pizzeria, and some Garrett’s Popcorn.

She also took time to remind people nobody got where they are on their own. A few hundred million Americans would disagree.

“No one is where they are on their own,” she said.


Then this howler:

She said the president was handed an economic mess when he first took office.

Instead of pointing fingers, instead of placing blame, Barack got to work,” she said at the second event. That won loud whistles and cheers. The crowd then drowned her out with cheers when she began talking about jobs the president had created.

Instead of placing blame? What planet is this woman living on?

Here’s a look at some hungry kids.

Meanwhile, kids in New Jersey plan a protest.


7 Responses to “As School Kids Go Hungry, Moochelle Chows Down on Pizza and Popcorn in Chicago”

  1. NateDogg614 on 28/28/12 at 9:54 am

    Well, one potential upside to this is that we may be witnessing the birth of a new generation of Republicans.

  2. jakeman on 28/28/12 at 10:33 am

    Hey, I found Waldo! He’s sitting to the right of the fat kid in the video still.

    “Instead of placing blame” is likely the funniest thing I’ll read all day, and it’s only 7:30a where I am.

  3. Chipperoo on 28/28/12 at 10:54 am

    The Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics is just one of many organizations devoted to castigating the American public for its eating habits. They form of network of Food Nazis and Diet Puritans intent on making us all miserable for our own good. Their advice on diet is received wisdom, backed by ideology and twisted morality, not science. Read either one of Gary Taubes books, Good Calories, Bad Calories or Why We Get for an indictment of them.

  4. Vic Kelley on 28/28/12 at 1:18 pm

    What a glutton. This is the most disgusting first lady I can think of. Her appetite for food has got to be some kind of psychological crush. She must have some unfulfilled needs in some other part of her life.

    Sorry, I was about to make a wookie sex joke.

  5. Max Entropy on 28/28/12 at 1:24 pm

    How long until we hear about a kid busted and suspended for dealing Coke out of his locker and by Coke, I mean Coca-Cola?
    It’s going to happen, the black market always exists to fill a need.