Actual Headline: ‘Obama Boasts of His Appeal Among Toddlers’

Posted by on Oct 18, 2012 at 8:35 pm
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Now that women are abandoning him in droves, it’s all he’s got left. Besides, the little ones can’t quite enunciate their disgust for him yet.

President Barack Obama is in New Hampshire today for a campaign event. According to the White House pool report, after he arrived at the airport in Manchester this morning, President Obama stopped to shake hands with “a couple dozen supporters” on a rope line. The crowd at the airport included two toddlers holding American flags who were greeted by the president, but apparently “looked a bit disinterested.”

“I do great with the 2-3 year old crowd,” President Obama joked.

Nobody’s laughing.

3 Responses to “Actual Headline: ‘Obama Boasts of His Appeal Among Toddlers’”

  1. EBL on 18/18/12 at 8:57 pm

    Obama did get the Honey Boo Boo endorsement! Really, he did.

    And of course he has Charles “Chunky Boo Boo” Johnson backing him and we know he has the emotional stability of a toddler.

  3. lyle on 19/19/12 at 1:04 pm

    “I do great with the 2-3 year old crowd,” President Obama joked.

    Also explains why you’re so popular with academics.