There we go, blaming the victim again. If sharks aren’t responsible for shark attacks, then what is?
Go ahead, you know.
Sharks killed twice as many swimmers and surfers last year than in 2010, with the increase due largely to a growth in tourism and changing shark patterns due to global warming.
Before global warming, sharks just kept to themselves. Ever since Al Gore raised awareness of global warming, heck, hardly anyone even heard of sharks. Now due to your carbon footprint, they’re even mutating.
The rest of the story offers no evidence for so-called “global warming” being to blame for the increase in the appetite of sharks. Funny that.