Actual headline: Humans blamed as shark attacks ‘double’

Posted by on Feb 13, 2012 at 8:13 pm

There we go, blaming the victim again. If sharks aren’t responsible for shark attacks, then what is?

Go ahead, you know.

Sharks killed twice as many swimmers and surfers last year than in 2010, with the increase due largely to a growth in tourism and changing shark patterns due to global warming.

Before global warming, sharks just kept to themselves.  Ever since Al Gore raised awareness of global warming, heck, hardly anyone even heard of sharks. Now due to your carbon footprint, they’re even mutating.

The rest of the story offers no evidence for so-called “global warming” being to blame for the increase in the appetite of sharks. Funny that.

Via Tim Blair, who also brings us Jaws 2.


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3 Responses to “Actual headline: Humans blamed as shark attacks ‘double’”

  1. JKB on 14/14/12 at 11:43 am

    I blame the obesity crisis. Used to be that arms and legs hanging out over a short board gave the upward looking profile of a seal. Now with so many people obese, you don’t need the board.

    Upside, fatter humans means the shark gets his fill faster letting others escape back to the fast food joints for a fish sandwich.

  2. © Sponge on 14/14/12 at 12:01 pm

    I guess they haven’t read where global warming doesn’t exist. The seas haven’t rose, the ice shelves haven’t melted and the temp hasn’t risen in over 10 years.

    Dumbasses. Facts: Not for the liberal minded.