“The Fact That He’s Still in the Building is Absurd. He Keeps Talking About His D–k”

Posted by on Nov 17, 2011 at 8:00 am

Nothing like a high school principal leading by example.

A foul-mouthed Bronx principal is under investigation for allegedly rattling female staffers with off-color remarks about having sex with inanimate objects — like the school copier.

At least two women at the brand- new Bronxdale HS have filed complaints with the Department of Education this year about novice principal John Chase Jr. and his alleged phallic fixation, according to sources.

One of the staffers even filed a harassment report with the local police precinct claiming the inappropriate administrator proudly prattled about putting his Peter into school office orifices.

“We have a fancy copy machine that does all sorts of things. It even has a hole to stick your d–k in for a blow j-b,” Chase allegedly said to the stunned staffer, according to a Sept. 19 police report obtained by The Post.

Chase also allegedly celebrated a hole in the wall left behind by phone repairmen because he said it meant he could shove his member into it whenever he wanted, according to a source familiar with the complaints.

A number of sexually explicit remarks were also directed toward or said about actual people, a source said.

But several educators expressed shock that officials have allowed Chase to remain in place during the probe, given the unsettling nature of the claims against him.

“The fact that he’s still in the building is absurd,” one angry staffer said. “He keeps talking about his d–k.”

Actually, it’s not absurd he’s still in the building. This is New York City we’re talking about.

One Response to ““The Fact That He’s Still in the Building is Absurd. He Keeps Talking About His D–k””

  1. LWGII on 28/28/11 at 7:19 pm

    He’s just a little late to his job. If Slick Willie were still president, this guy would be Secretary of Education.