OWS Protesters Coming Down With “Zuccotti Lung”

Posted by on Nov 11, 2011 at 9:23 am

Better make sure they get their “free” ObamaCare before the harsh conditions set in.

With wintry weather poised to swoop into the cramped outdoor quarters of Occupy Wall Street protesters, it may not be long before more campers catch the Zuccotti lung.

That’s what demonstrators are calling the sickness that seems to be spreading among them at an unpleasantly high rate these days: “It’s a real thing,” Willie Carey, 28, told the New York Times.

With little sleep in cold conditions, cigarettes and drinks being passed from mouth to mouth, and few opportunities to wash hands, Zuccotti Park may now just be the best place to catch respiratory viruses, norovirus (also known as the winter vomiting virus) and tuberculosis, according to one doctor with whom the Times spoke.

There is also the increased risk of sexually transmitted diseases, said the doctor, Dr. Philip M. Tierno, Jr. of the NYU Langone Medical Center. And the site’s pounding circles could lead to hearing damage.

“Damp laundry and cardboard signs, left in the rain, have provided fertile ground for mold,” the Times describes the conditions at Zuccotti Park. “Some protesters urinate in bottles, or occasionally a water-cooler jug, to avoid the lines at public restrooms. Food, from orange peels to scrambled eggs, is often discarded outside tents.”

Langone compared conditions at the Park to the pilgrimage to Mecca, in which entire groups of people have come down with respiratory infections in short period of time, and the communal compounds of the 1960s where sanitation problems and STDs cropped up.

Well, if they get sick they still can blame it on the evil 1%.

5 Responses to “OWS Protesters Coming Down With “Zuccotti Lung””

  1. © Sponge on 11/11/11 at 10:52 am

    Can’t the city health departments come in and close this crap down? Next thing you know, we’ll have the return of Small Pox and all that 12th century crap making a comeback.

  2. J Milam on 11/11/11 at 11:54 am

    What Sponge said. These people hang out in unsanitary conditions in close proximity to other unsanitary people then bring all manner of bacteria and germs back to their homes and families – and kids. I’d be surprised if we didn’t end up with some kind of bizzarre epidemic before it’s over.

  3. Mashiki on 11/11/11 at 2:02 pm

    And this is why we don’t use the streets for our sewers anymore. Apparently these idiots failed grade 9 world history.

  4. banshee on 11/11/11 at 10:13 pm

    If I had to work in that area and got TB, I would sure see a lawyer as soon as I was well enough. Bloomberg can’t just keep doing nothing.