Look at the upside, at least when she barks nobody will have to pay attention.
Michelle Obama would come back as Bo. Not just any dog, but Bo the dog.
In a television interview, the first lady was asked what person or thing she would want to come back as when she dies. She named her family’s Portuguese water dog.
“He’s got a great life,” she told ABC News’ Barbara Walters.
This woman lives a lavish lifestyle mere mortals can only dream of, and she’s still miserable. A dog’s life is better.
Bo’s obviously a member of the 1%. I mean, what other dog can afford to jet across the country at a moment’s notice?