Comedy Gold: Occupy DC “Hunger Strikers” Undercover Video

Posted by on Dec 16, 2011 at 5:21 pm

The intro by these two bubbleheads is the funniest part. They, like, make Maghan McCain almost seem lucid.

The rest becomes tedious nonsense from the noble “hunger strikers,” a couple of preening douchebags who claim they need to use wheelchairs because they’re so frail from hunger.

Looks like they’re fine to me.  And the video is (shhh!) undercover!

Several young Washingtonians have been on a dangerous hunger strike since Dec. 8, 2011.

They are so weak that they have to travel via wheelchairs, but say they will not stop their “peaceful protest” until Congress does something about the District of Columbia’s “taxation without representation.”

Well, we definitely hate paying taxes — and would like representation — so, we wanted to see what this was all about.

Glittarazzi’s Jed volunteered to go out into the field to get the scoop.

From an altercation with security and navigating the Capitol subway system to a visit with Sen. Harry Reid’s staffers and a failed meeting with House Appropriations Chairman Hal Rogers (R-Ky.), we learned a lot about what the Occupy activists are doing. We also saw how they’re treated while they’re out, fighting for our rights.

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10 Responses to “Comedy Gold: Occupy DC “Hunger Strikers” Undercover Video”

  1. hutch1200 on 16/16/11 at 8:23 pm

    These ppl likely don’t even live in DC. If they moved there, they should have known that going in. Born there and don’t like it? MOVE! DC was literally built on a swamp, and was meant to be a village to support the Gov’t operations. It’s 61.4 square miles. A medium sized Iowa farm.
    BTW, I’m sickened by these punks. Be it the Berkley pepper gang comparing themselves to the slaughtered in Syria or these asshats crapping on Bobby Sands’ grave. He was an Irish Independence Patriot. ;)>
    Self righteous asswipes. Hire these pricks to preach their tripe to detainees @ Gitmo. Now that’s torture!

  2. Nigel on 16/16/11 at 9:10 pm


    That’s all?

    What a bunch of wusses. I’ve fasted for 11 days and I didn’t need a freakin’ wheelchair to get around.

    Liberals are such pansies…

  3. Coffee-Addled Mind on 16/16/11 at 9:23 pm

    Watch the background around 2:30. A hipster with long hair walks out of an office and past the camera while a guy with a red hat does circles in a wheelchair. There’s a cut and the long-haired hipster is now in the wheelchair. Hey! Come to think of it, but the guy talking while there’s that switch in the occupancy of the wheelchair was in the wheelchair at the start of the video. It’s like they’re incompetent political hacks or something.

  4. Jimmah on 17/17/11 at 12:47 am

    This Einstein is on a hungers strike that is demanding an act of congress (or was it TWO acts of congress?)

    That IS comedy gold.

  5. Frank G on 17/17/11 at 10:00 am

    can I get 7:16 of my life back? They keep switching places in the wheelchair and show all the fire and spunk that has kept them unbathed and unemployed.
    Dirtbag losers

  6. JoeInMichigan on 17/17/11 at 10:42 am

    “I told you guys we shoulda rented two wheelchairs!”

    “Yeah, and we coulda if you didn’t spend all the money on weed. By the way, where’s my bong?”

  7. JoeInMichigan on 17/17/11 at 10:46 am

    Is this the “Hunger Strike” Rep. Keith Ellison is joining?
    If so, he’s even more retarded than the Occupoopers.

  8. Mashiki on 17/17/11 at 12:55 pm

    Nigel, they’re probably vegans which means they’re anemic. Wouldn’t surprise me they already need wheelchairs.

  9. JorgXMcKie on 17/17/11 at 1:09 pm

    It would appear to need a Constitutional amendment to get a vote for actual Senators and Reps for DC. That would require the votes of 2/3 of the states. I don’t see a lot of Red States voting to basically give Democrats two new Senators.

    Alternatively, they *could* give all but the 10 square mile Federal District [which has few or no actual residents] back to Virginia and then these morons [given they actually reside in DC, which I doubt] could vote for Virginia Senators and one US Representative. Serve them right.

  10. Dion on 17/17/11 at 6:16 pm

    Look at what I told those idiots:

    “What? They are too lazy to work and too lazy to bathe. Now, they want us to walk and chew food for them too? One can only hope that they become too lazy to breathe.”

    That was a hard 5.67 minutes of work. By OWS math that means you fuckers owe me $138 0340.03. However; with walks to Starbucks and shit breaks on police cruisers….that’ll be $341 209.23. Oh, wait, Davis-Bacon and Hoffa….make that $389 312.97. Whoops; Soros, NPR, Media Matters and the Corzine Defense Fund……ok…a bit for Dear Leader reelection….with judicious rounding let’s make that $2.8 million.

    Pay up, beeyotches!