Poor Chris Matthews. He had such high hopes for America’s second black president. But now the thrill is gone.
Is this as good as it gets, he asks?
Yet he’s still begs the SCOAMF to give him marching orders.
As to the stories we wouldn’t believe, do any of them involve Fast and Furious or Solyndra, scandals your network avoids?
In a stunning development, Matthews also reveals the charming Moochelle isn’t happy. Whodathunkit?