Chicagoland: Strip Club Offers Lap Dances for Toys

Posted by on Dec 12, 2011 at 8:14 pm

Before all you folks in Chicago go running to the toy store and stocking up, be advised  there’s a one lap-dance per visit rule. Still, that could be enough incentive for some.

If you’re a stingy, Scroogey type at Christmas, the Admiral Theatre has an incentive for you to change your ways.

Yes, that Admiral Theatre.

Beginning Monday and continuing through Saturday, the Admiral is offering a free lap dance to anyone who donates an unused, unwrapped toy.

But you won’t get extra attention if you clear off the shelves at the toy store and come to the Admiral with a big sack on your back. The limit is one lap dance per customer.

 The campaign was launched last year. The Onion A.V. Club reports the Admiral had customer participation in its service events drop, and wanted to provide an incentive for people to get involved again.


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