“Barack Read His Wife the Riot Act, But His Words Fell on Deaf Ears”

Posted by on Dec 23, 2011 at 8:15 am

Nothing but the best for Queen Moochelle.

THUD! That’s the sound of America’s economy hitting rock bottom. But all Michelle Obama hears is KA-CHING!

The first fashionista secretly splurged on pricey jewelry before the family’s annual holiday vaca­tion in Hawaii, which will cost taxpayers a whopping $3.2 mil­lion in airfare alone!

Now sources say her morti­fied husband, President Barack Obama, has demanded that she cut back!

“The president’s advisers have told him that Michelle’s spend­ing has spiraled ‘completely out of control’ and he needs to rein her in,” a top political source in Washington, D.C., told The ENQUIRER.

“Barack read his wife the riot act, but his words fell on deaf ears.”

The Chief Executive also begged his wife to cancel their Christmas getaway to the Aloha State and spend a week at Camp David, the presidential retreat in Maryland, instead, said the source.

Of course as America’s Offical First Lady of Fashion, she had to stock up on the essentials.

“Then, to make matters worse, Barack found out that Michelle went on a shopping spree in the weeks before the trip!”

But don’t criticize any of this. That would be racist.

4 Responses to ““Barack Read His Wife the Riot Act, But His Words Fell on Deaf Ears””

  1. Questionman on 24/24/11 at 3:53 am

    I like who you hate being called “racist” but prove the opposite every single day. The same for your racism name-calling, and pathetic like to the “National Equirener” But since it’s bad about Obama, it must be true!

  2. Adrian on 24/24/11 at 9:35 am

    This is the first time she’s proud of America. It’s becuase she can spend other people’s money. A true left wing Liberal.